Nine Dimensions of Nothing: The Crypto Due Diligence Report That Admitted It Had No Data
At 04:12 on a Tuesday, a nine-dimension due diligence report on an unnamed...
Circulating supply increases by about 2%
Raises validator limit and account abstraction
Block reward reduced to 3.125 BTC
Block reward halving event
Independent validator client goes live on mainnet
92 million ARB released
Team and early investor shares released
Improves data availability sampling efficiency
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